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I'm Emily, third year counselling & psychology student in Swanners. I watch far too many horror films whilst eating far too much pizza. Enjoy!

andrew-scotttt:

gnny:

the thing about living in australia is there’s always some weird animal making some fucked up noise outside your window

We’ve got that in England too but we call them chavs

cloysterbell:

cloysterbell:

How do you approach an angry Welsh castle?

Caerphilly.

seewaymore:

Blow gently on your screen

seewaymore:

Blow gently on your screen

liquorsexandtattoos:

Think about how fast he snitched tho

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katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

exhists:

i’ve been meaning to go on a diet for about 5 years

ivysaaur:

priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

this is mY FAVORITE THING

ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

sexorcize:

yahoneydip:

This fucking woman

You all know this is gonna be us as grandparents